Showing posts with label Predisent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Predisent. Show all posts

Friday, August 25, 2017

Predisent Fart aka MAGA Man

...Trump dominates the news cycle the way a fart dominates the interior of a Volkswagen Beetle ~ John Oliver (dob 4/23/1977) host of HBO's Last Week Tonight, 2/20/2017.

Donald Jackass Trump currently serves as the 45th predisent of the United States (although hopefully for not much longer). Note that "predisent" is a misspelling that comes from Trump lawyer Marc Kasowitz. In a lie-filled letter (written in response to former FBI Director James Comey's Senate testimony), Kasowitz introduced himself as "Predisent Trump's personal lawyer" (and this was not the only misspelling contained in the embarrassing document).

I will use this spelling of "president" when referring to the anus-lipped BLOTUS because I refuse to refer to this asshole using a title that denotes respect. When I use this alternate spelling of "president" I intend disrespect. I also, given the fact that the election was stolen, do not recognize him as legitimately installed by We The People. Therefore (my definition) of "predisent" is a CIC who is illegitimate.

Additionally, I will refer to him as "Fart" because, in England, "trump" refers to the passing of gas via the rectum. "Predisent Fart" is appropriately respectful title for a misogynistic, sexual-assaulting, racist, bigoted, White Nationalist enabling, Russia colluding, psycopathic, low IQ, profoundly incompetent reality teevee buffoon, birther, malignant narcissist, pathological liar, fake Christian syphilitic pedophile.

As well as an evil asshole, Alex-Jones-influenced conspiracy theorist, laughably bad spray tanned orange-skinned simpleton with an extremely limited vocabulary (according to the actual author of The Art of the Deal, which Trump likely hasn't even read).

It is also my understanding that MAGA doesn't stand for "Make America Great Again", but "Massive Ass Gas Attack", something Prez Fart (Facebook page) wages against the American people on a daily basis. In that this predisent STINKS. I refer to his presidency as well as the man himself. If you haven't guessed it, I hate his guts. Much more than the doofus that served as the 43rd president, george w. bush. And he is a war criminal!

swtd-387. See also wym-010.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Donald Trump Is An Evil Asshole (Thoughts On The Defeat Of TrumpCare, So Called Skinny Repeal & The GOP's Bloodthirsty Desire To Murder People By Taking Away Their Insurance)

Insurers say if Trump follows through with his threats it will "throw markets into turmoil and even cause the type of death spiral Republicans in Congress have long warned against".

The ACA will not fail unless predisent Trump sabotages it. With this tweet he announces his intention to do just that. Yet he will still claim that ObamaCare "imploded" after entering a (Republican caused) death spiral. Because Trump is a dissembling POS with a loyal following of fanatical, moronic, brainwashed rubes eager to believe his lies (i.e. the Trump-aligned Right's "fake news" and "deep state" bullshit).

Barack Obama warned us that Trump is uniquely unqualified. "All the progress we've made these last 8 years goes out the window if we don't win this election" the former president said 5 days before a reality TV show buffon was "elected" (by losing the popular vote). With the help of Kris Kobach and Vladimir Putin.

According to the opening dialogue of Comedy Central's The President Show, Donald Trump is the "45th and FINAL president". Obviously a joke, although one that could turn out to be an accurate prediction. IMO the longer this pathetic, racist, misogynist, narcissistic, low IQ, evil, bullying butthole is allowed to remain president the greater the chance.

Yertle the Turtle (Mitch McConnell) and Eddie Munster (Paul Ryan) would have moved on already if not for (what Bob Cesca refers to as) Trump's "idiot strength" (he is too dumb to know when to give up). Trump has outright violated or blatantly ignored other campaign promises, yet this one is important for him to keep. Likely because the ACA is known by the stupider of his adherents only as "ObamaCare" (they are unaware that the ACA and ObamaCare are the same thing). Everything "Obama" must be destroyed.

Eddie has big plans to cause great suffering among the rabble. Plans he has been salivating to implement for decades (Paul Ryan Says He's Been Dreaming Of Cutting Medicaid Since He Was In College). I'm not sure what Yertle's deal is. I'm sure he hates Obama, though not as irrationally as Trump hates him.

Most Congressional Republicans were (and still are) clearly onboard with the bloodthirsty plan to murder Americans by making their health care insurance more unaffordable. I have to wonder what lies they would have spun if their legislation had passed and that inevitably happened. Given the fact that they said their motivation was to bring DOWN health insurance costs. It boggles the mind.

Perhaps they are convinced that Trump's sham Election Integrity Commission means they no longer have to answer to the voters. Trump told us the election was going to be rigged (SWTD #355). Now, as predisent, Trump has tasked Kobach with increasing the rigging of future elections (eliminate even more minorities via Crosscheck). Suppress enough votes and Republicans will win every election going forward. Dead people (despite Republican fantasies) also do not vote.

SWTD #385

Friday, July 14, 2017

The Rube Show, As Presented By The Carnival Barker Predisent

"I am Marc Kasowitz, Predisent Trump's personal lawyer", the 45th illegitimate sexual-assaulter-in-chief's very own ambulance chaser wrote following ex-FBI directer James Comey's testimony on 6/8/2017 (misspelling "president").

The gist of Kasowitz's written statement was that Comey is a liar and the Trumpster never asked Comey for loyalty. Trump also denied he asked Comey to drop the investigation into Flynn's lawbreaking. Although he insisted it would have been OK if he had.

Just like he never told Flynn to talk to the Russians -- although it would have been OK if he had. How dumb does Trump think we are? Correction -- trump KNOWS his followers are dumb ("I love the poorly educated"). The rest of us know he's LYING!

And how stupid is it to run an entire administration with a primary goal of keeping things going by lying to the hardcore base and NOT CARING that everyone else knows you're lying about so many things! The trump administration is what you'd expect from an ex-reality Teevee star. One who is OBVIOUSLY still practicing his craft! That craft being pulling the wool over the eyes of gullible rubes.

Last month, President Trump visited Saudi Arabia and his administration announced that he had concluded a $110 billion arms deal with the kingdom. Only problem is that there is no deal. ... There is no $110 billion deal. Instead, there are a bunch of letters of interest or intent, but not contracts. Many are offers that the defense industry thinks the Saudis will be interested in someday. So far nothing has been notified to the Senate for review. The Defense Security Cooperation Agency, the arms sales wing of the Pentagon, calls them "intended sales". None of the deals identified so far are new, all began in the Obama administration. (The $110 billion arms deal to Saudi Arabia is fake news by Bruce Riedel. Brookings 6/5/2017.).

Here is a picture of US predisent donald trump and Saudi Arabia's King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud signing the fake deal.


Remember that Saudi Arabia is the country that supplied most of the 9/11 hijackers and that Saudi Arabia sponsors terror. But trump (displaying his cowardice) didn't discuss "radical Islam" while there, instead calling Islam "one of the world's great faiths". This despite the fact that he previously stated "I think Islam hates us". Remember that Trump's travel ban was made to play to his base's fear (there is no purpose for it except to fulfill a campaign promise made because the stupid and hateful rubes want it).

But yet this fake deal garners little-to-no outrage. Instead the Orange One's Press Secretary (Spicer) sez the trip "was a historic turning point that people will be talking about for many years to come". What a bunch of over-the-top laughably ridiculous bullplop. But it's JUST the kind of bullplop that the rubes love, apparently.

Another recent Trump lie concerns his desire to bigly cut taxes on wealthy people like himself (the one he issued a one page outline regarding). On 6/1/2017 trump said "Our tax bill is moving along in Congress, and I believe it's doing very well. I think a lot of people will be very pleasantly surprised". This despite the fact that (so far) there is no bill.

It does not exist. They haven't begun writing it. All they know is that they want to cut taxes bigley to the benefit of (primarily) the wealthy. And cut programs that benefit working people. That being their primary objective (trumpCare being more of a tax cut bill than a health care bill).

trump, I believe, knows he is lying. At least as far as these fake accomplishments go. But he simply does not care. Maybe he thinks that (if he has people believing things are happening before they actually do) that it will make it easier to accomplish them? Positive group-thinking will move the ball forward faster than if the Rubes are aware of the actual difficulties? Perhaps (although I'm convinced that feeding his enormous ego is also a significant factor). But that does not change the fact that it's a con.

A show for the Rubes to fool them into thinking the Trump presidency is going fantastically. Even though Trump's bogus accomplishments are fake news. But that might not be a bad thing. If only the most radicalized and deluded of the Orange carnival barker's base continue to believe his lies (no matter what), other Trump voters should eventually wake up to the fact that he's failing to deliver when it comes to his campaign promises (weakened Muslim ban, no Wall, no repeal and replace of ObamaCare with "something fantastic", etc).

And, if he isn't actually #MAGA, but only putting on a show, then the damage done by this for-the-rich/by-the-rich administration and Congress will be minimized. Hopefully.

On the other hand, the mean and idiotic TrumpCare legislation won't die. It still has a chance of being passed, in fact. And taking away healthcare insurance from many Trump supporters. Will they finally get that they've been lied to if that happens?

btw, that TrumpCare is MEAN was not a criticism by the preznit of the GOP legislation that will result in 23 million losing their insurance, but a compliment. This I know because he has also suggested that, if TrumpCare cannot be passed, that 32 million people should lose their insurance (what would happen if ObamaCare were repealed and replaced with nothing. Which the preznit has suggested doing).

Video: Neal Brennan's take re Trump and Congressional Republicans accomplishing none/very little of their agenda is that they are "resisting" themselves. The Daily Show, 7/12/2017.


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