...Trump dominates the news cycle the way a fart dominates the interior of a Volkswagen Beetle ~ John Oliver (dob 4/23/1977) host of HBO's Last Week Tonight, 2/20/2017.
Donald Jackass Trump currently serves as the 45th predisent of the United States (although hopefully for not much longer). Note that "predisent" is a misspelling that comes from Trump lawyer Marc Kasowitz. In a lie-filled letter (written in response to former FBI Director James Comey's Senate testimony), Kasowitz introduced himself as "Predisent Trump's personal lawyer" (and this was not the only misspelling contained in the embarrassing document).
I will use this spelling of "president" when referring to the anus-lipped BLOTUS because I refuse to refer to this asshole using a title that denotes respect. When I use this alternate spelling of "president" I intend disrespect. I also, given the fact that the election was stolen, do not recognize him as legitimately installed by We The People. Therefore (my definition) of "predisent" is a CIC who is illegitimate.
Additionally, I will refer to him as "Fart" because, in England, "trump" refers to the passing of gas via the rectum. "Predisent Fart" is appropriately respectful title for a misogynistic, sexual-assaulting, racist, bigoted, White Nationalist enabling, Russia colluding, psycopathic, low IQ, profoundly incompetent reality teevee buffoon, birther, malignant narcissist, pathological liar, fake Christian syphilitic pedophile.
As well as an evil asshole, Alex-Jones-influenced conspiracy theorist, laughably bad spray tanned orange-skinned simpleton with an extremely limited vocabulary (according to the actual author of The Art of the Deal, which Trump likely hasn't even read).
It is also my understanding that MAGA doesn't stand for "Make America Great Again", but "Massive Ass Gas Attack", something Prez Fart (Facebook page) wages against the American people on a daily basis. In that this predisent STINKS. I refer to his presidency as well as the man himself. If you haven't guessed it, I hate his guts. Much more than the doofus that served as the 43rd president, george w. bush. And he is a war criminal!
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