Nathan the Red Chibi Monkey saw the female he desired, another Red (like him) but with luxurious curly pink hair. Also firm round breasts and a hairless foofa. On the tree branch next to her was a Purple Chibi Monkey, which was showing off its large hot dog. Nathan could see she was impressed, but his was larger. He hoped to a branch directly opposite her where he knew she could see him.
Then he started pumping his monkey meats, inflating his equipment to its maximum length. This, he was convinced, would impress her. It wasn't long before he got confirmation. As he played with himself, he noticed her looking over and smiling. Nathan was confident that the female would choose him, but worried he might have to fight the rival to get what he wanted, which was her sweet, sweet foofa.
He started hooting and hollering, in order to get the male's attention. The male looked over and got the message. Nathan could see the worry on the purple's face, so he quickened his pace. A few seconds later he shot a powerful stream of gooey monkey juice in the direction of the male. A direct hit! This really enraged the male.
The purple leapt through the air, grabbed hold of the branch Nathan sat on, swung around, and landed quite close. Nathan turned to face purple. Then he acted quickly, grabbing a banana and slapping purple in the face with it quickly. Purple cried out in surprise, lost his footing and fell to the ground many feet below. He lay dazed.
That is when Nathan decided to claim his prize. He leapt over gracefully to the branch directly across where the Red Chibi female still crouched.
"That was quite impressive", she remarked, smiling.
Nathan noticed that she was staring at his member.
"Can I touch it?" the female inquired.
Nathan consented and she took hold of his hot dog. Gently at first, then she really got a grip on it and went to town, moving her hand up and down the shaft while cradling his balls. He had to confess that this was even better than he had imagined when he first saw the female. After they had intercourse Nathan introduced himself.
"That was very nice, Nathan", the female replied. Then she introduced herself. "My name is Melinda, but you can call me Mel. By the way, that was Aubergine, my ex". Nathan deduced that she was referring to Purple. He worried that would be a problem, and Melinda confirmed that it possibly could.
"He was trying to win me back", Mel explained, sighing. "But I told him no. I've actually had my eye on you for some time and was hoping you'd make a move". Mel smiled at him, then reached for his member again. "I'm really glad you did", she added as she started massaging it once more.
Nathan Williams, a man and not a monkey, finished typing. That's a good start to a story, he thought. Though not one for children, obviously. This clearly was material not suited for his 8-year-old son, Ethan. What might be a good title for this anthology? Perhaps Chibi Tales After Dark? He would have to ponder it.
He looked at the images he had had his AI assistant mock up for him. "Captain Pilot, make me a sexy blue chibifolk woman in a boat lost at sea. A great white shark should be in the background".
Captain Pilot created some variations for him and he chose the one that turned out the best. But maybe the images should be inside the book and a tamer image should be on the cover? Nathan decided that was the way to go, given that some prudes might classify the images as too risqué for display in a book store.
Nathan decided to outline the story. The chibi woman finds a boat and decides to take it for a joyride in the sea. She heard a tropical beach with fantastic white sands and clear blue-tinged waters where sweet alcoholic drinks were half price was just down the coast. This particular vessel belonged to her brother's friend. But he wouldn't mind if she borrowed it. If she got it back later in the day he would never even know.
But she gets caught in a riptide, drops the oars, and is swept out to sea. The sun beat down, causing her to sweat profusely, so she removed her clothing. Luckily she did bring a bottle of Genius Water. The label read, for smart people who want to stay hydrated. "I'm smart, and I need some hydration", Polita remarked, reading the label.
She took a swig, but it was warm and she spit it out. "Gross!" Then she dropped it and the remainder spilled into the bottom of the boat. She drifted further out to sea as the sun set. Polita had heard that across the ocean there was a human settlement. Avoid the humans was a warning well known among the chibi folk. Though she had never seen one. Apparently they were giants.
Suddenly the wind began to blow. It got really cold and the nude chibi woman started shivering, so she reached for her dress, though it was soaked with the Genius Water. Polita held it up, hoping to use the blowing air to dry it quickly. Instead the wind grabbed her dress, ripping it from her hands and it blew away.
"Peoji!" she screamed, cursing her misfortune.
Later she encounters a human fisherman and, of course, there is a sexual encounter. That would be a good start Nathan decided. Polita will be very intrigued by the fishman and grateful when he saves her. And willing to do absolutely anything he asks of her. Sexually, that is. Which is where the fishman's mind goes when he sees she is completely nude. Not because, compared to him, she is small like a child.
That would be very inappropriate. But what transpired next would be completely consensual and both the fisherman and Polita would be willing participants. Polita would do things with the fisherman's zizi that he never imagined a woman would be willing to do. The author decided his fisherman character should also be named Nathan, the same as the red monkey with the huge schlong.
Then Nathan looked at the 3rd cover mockup. Captain Pilot made the blue chibi man and green frog characters he requested as a blue chibi man with a frog head. He danced nude in a field with his smaller frog buddy, a cool red corvette parked in the background. Prince Nathan, amphibian royalty, had just received the classic car as a birthday gift.
He could have just turned 4. According to the search engine g00gle, frogs sexually mature at 4, which would explain his huge amplexus. He was sexually mature and eager to mate. But Nathan decided against this. Given that this was a chibi frog, he decided Nathan (the frog) would be 18. Which would cause no issues due to saying a 4 year old was going cruising for chicks. Also g00ble said frogs don't have frog units.
"You learn something new every day", Nathan remarked. But that could be misinformation. Regardless, he decided that chibi frogs absolutely were completely and fully equipped. Also, Nathan the frog prince was anatomically correct. Or incorrect, if he was to believe g00gle. Before departing Nathan the frog grabbed a large stack of amphibucks from his birthday loot.
"This should be more than enough to hire some hos to orally pleasure us", Nathan informed his buddy Zorrotada. Then he changed his mind. It was Zorrotada who proposed hiring the hos and Nathan the frog prince who objected. "That would be the morally incorrect thing to do", Nathan remarked, sad his buddy would suggest such a thing.
"Women are our equals, not sex objects for us to take advantage of". He slapped his buddy Zorro on the back of the head. "Grow up", he counseled his shorter frog buddy. Though, while shorter, Zorro was actually older. So he should know better. Nathan typed that in, satisfied with his decision. Nathan (his frog alter ego) would find a willing sexual partner who was willing and eager to get her freak on and break in his huge amplexus.
Once the hypothetical partner saw it, she would want it inside her as soon as possible. Though the encounter wouldn't remain hypothetical for long. And there might be more than one chibi frog woman wanting to sexually please Nathan the frog prince. Probably two at once while several more females watched, each one waiting to take her turn.
They would also be quite impressed with his corvette. In addition to the fact that he was a prince and the possibility existed that one lucky amphilass could become his princess. And eventually queen. But he would have to be clear upfront that was only a possibility. Due to wanting to completely avoid a hypergamous union. Instead Nathan was looking for true love and not a woman that would divorce him and take half his stuff. Like Nathan's real ex-wife.
But Nathan the frog prince would definitely sow his wild oats first. By getting BJs and having intercourse with dozens (and possibly more) willing amphilass women first. He was a young frog and there was plenty of time before he even had to think about settling down.
Nathan, the human author, recently arranged a meet the author event at a local book store that had not gone well. He paid the owner of Bernard's Book Barn $200 to set up for the afternoon. He printed up flyers and distributed them around town, hopeful that people would line up to buy copies of his self published book, Chibi Tales Volume One. It included a rejiggered version of his story about Lois Ailana and Stitcher the blue chibi beast.
Nathan brought all the copies he paid to have printed, hoping that 100 would be enough. He considered that, as the copies depleted, he would raise the price. He set up a table and hand printed a sign indicating that the price was $24.99 each. Though he also had a sharpie in his pocket. Both for autographing copies (for an extra $50) and to cross off the $24.99 price and write in a higher price.
But the hours ticked by until the owner, an elegant older woman named Cordelia Barrowbower, approached him. "It is time for you to leave".
Except he had sold zero copies. A child came over and opened one up. Nathan was concerned the child would damage the volume. On the other hand, he didn't wish to discourage a possible sale. He asked the boy if his mother was around. The child pointed at the cover and said the name of the trademarked character from the company represented by a mouse.
Nathan was annoyed. "No, that is my completely original character, Stitcher".
"Mommy, it's snitch!" the child exclaimed.
The mother came over to see what her child was talking about. She took the book from her son and looked at it. "How can you use this copyrighted character?"
"There is no copyrighted character called Snitch. This is a story about my original chibi character named Stitcher. Do you wish to purchase a copy? I will sign it for free". Nathan grabbed his sign and crossed off the line that indicated author autographs were $50 and wrote in free.
"No thank you", the mother replied, placing the book back on the table. Then she grabbed her child by the wrist and left.
That is when Nathan decided a different tact was in order. Instead of a book for children, he would switch gears and write a new volume for an adult audience. Either Chibi Tales After Dark, or possibly Erotic Chibi Tales. This would be a work that would surely sell better. At least he hoped so. He already had some ideas for steamy scenes involving randy lust-filled chibis and their 100 percent consensual sexual exploits.
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