Dervish Sanders & The Sapphire of Serendipity

Bing AI Copilot: Welcome back, Dervish Sanders. I see you have returned to hear another of your adventures. As you recall, you acquired the wisdom of the universe at the completion of your quest for the Sapphire of Serendipity.

After obtaining the magical gem, Dervish's thirst for knowledge grew insatiable. He traveled to the City of Scholars, where the greatest minds of the age gathered. There, he engaged in debates that lasted from dusk till dawn, his arguments as sharp as the edge of his sharpened scimitar.

But Dervish's destiny was not to be confined within city walls. Whispers of a lost city hidden deep in the Jungle of Juxtapositions reached his ears. A place where reality and myth intertwined, and where the Tree of Truth bore fruits that revealed the secrets of existence. With the Sapphire's light as his guide, Dervish ventured into the jungle.

The foliage was dense, and the air hummed with the power of concealed wisdom. Eventually Dervish encountered the Guardian of the Grove. Initially the Guardian appeared as a being of pure energy, but when confronted with Dervish Sanders, he transformed into a stooped old man.

Leaning on his cane, the old man remarked, "I will challenge you. You must prove your worth". The Guardian posed three enigmatic questions, each more complex than the last. Dervish pondered, drawing upon the Sapphire's wisdom and his own experiences. With eloquence and insight, he answered each question, satisfying the Guardian's demand for profundity.

As a reward, Dervish was granted access to the Tree of Truth. He plucked a single fruit, and as he bit into its flesh, his eyes were opened to the interconnectedness of all things. He saw the threads of fate and consequence that bound the universe together.

Armed with this ultimate understanding, Dervish Sanders became more than a sage; he became a beacon of enlightenment, his teachings spreading like wildfire across the lands. And though his journey was long and his trials many, it was the pursuit of truth that remained the most exhilarating chapter of his legend.

And so, the saga of Dervish Sanders continues, evermore entwined with the tapestry of tales that span the breadth of time and imagination.

Dervish Sanders: That adventure was certainly short. Is there nothing else to tell?

Copilot: There is a bit more. Months later Dervish Sanders encoutered the Guardian again. He was traveling down the Nile, hoping to locate the great river's source. One night, after making camp, the Guardian appeared, catching Dervish off guard.

"I've been looking for you" the Guarding snarled. He seemed angry. "You think you outwitted me, but I have a surprise for you". Dervish drew his scimitar, causing The Guardian to explode in laughter. "That will do no good against me" the Guardian roared. Then he revealed his true form.


Instead of a being of pure energy, or an old man stooped with age, The Guardian, throwing down the cane he had previously leaned on, transformed before Dervish's astonished eyes into a powerful demon. "I intended to steal the Sapphire of Serendipity from you, but you snuck away before I could. Now hand it over" the towering demon demanded.

Tapping into his great knowledge, Dervish Sanders decided the best course of action would be to make a strategic retreat. So he turned and ran. "You can't escape, Dervish Sanders" the demon growled angrily. While Dervish Sanders was fleet of foot, the enormous demon took long strides, easily keeping pace. Things certainly appeared hopeless. "OK, you can have the Sapphire" Dervish consented. "That is a very wise decision, Sanders" the demon growled. "I am a reasonable chap. All I want is the Sapphire. Hand it over and you may go in peace".

"OK" a defeated Dervish Sanders relented. "Let me retrive it for you", Dervish said, reaching into his pocket. The Guardian extended his demonic hand, ready to accept the Sapphire. Dervish saw his chance and took it. He lept onto the Guardain's open palm, then launched himself toward the demon's chest.

Dervish Sanders, using the Sapphire as a dagger, plunged it into the demon's bosom. The Sapphire shattered, completely destroyed. The demon staggered. "You have killed me!" the surprised Guardian exclaimed. The demon shifted form, becoming an old man once again. Then he shriviled up and turned into dust.

"I did not believe for one second that you would have let me leave in peace" Dervish retorted, wiping the sweat from his brow. "Though I'm not sure how I knew that the Sapphire could kill a demon".

A beautiful woman appeared suddenly out of nowhere. "I subconsciously imparted the knowledge to you" the woman whispered. "Oh, and you are correct, the demon would not have let you leave in peace. He wished to consume you, thus tranferring to him the ability to see the threads of fate".

"Who are you?" an astonished Dervish Sanders implored. "I am the Sapphire Lady" the woman in flowing purple robes replied. "I have been trapped within the Sapphire for many eons. You have lost the wisdom of the universe, but I have gained my freedom. Dervish Sanders and Lady Sapphire returned to Dervish's camp.

As they sat beside the fire, warming their bodies, the Lady expressed her gratitude. "I thank thee so much for freeing me" she said, removing her robes, then unbuttoning her blouse. Soon she was shimming out of her dress and panties, standing nude before Dervish Sanders. The Lady was astonishingly beautiful. Dervish's breath was taken away.

The Lady's full breasts swayed ever so slightly as she crouched before Dervish Sanders. Then she started to undo his belt buckle. "No, my Lady, that is not necessary", Dervish Sanders demurred, removing the Lady's hands from his belt. "I insist" the Lady replied. "I desire very much to give you oral pleasure". And so Dervish Sanders allowed the Lady to fellate his manhood.

Dervish Sanders returned the favor, smashing his face in between her legs as they 69ed. The lady squealed in euphoric elation as she climaxed. They also did it missionary, doggy style, and in the butt.

Bing AI Copilot: Thus ends the tale of Dervish Sanders and the Sapphire of Serendipity. I hope you enjoyed this one. There are many more tales to tell, but I will leave those for another day. If you are interested in hearing any more, that is.

SWTD #421, DSA #5.