If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien! ~ Jack Handy (dob 1/25/1949) an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts. Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character.
|Willis Hart: Nobody like you, wd. Nobody. Even your liberal buddies think that you're a frigging nut and have told me so on Facebook. I didn't want to say this but you push me to answer you. (2/15/2012 AT 4:51pm).|
So Willis didn't want to tell me, but I pushed him? Isn't it sweet that he's concerned about my feelings? He was so concerned about possibly crushing my fragile ego that he keep this damaging information from me.
And notice that Willis described these people as my "buddies" instead of "fellow Liberals". If there are other Liberal bloggers out that who consider themselves my "buddies", why are they bad-mouthing me behind my back (I'm not on Facebook)? What I want to know is who my "Liberal buddies" are, and what they've said. If you're one of these individuals (this is taking for granted that the Hartster isn't bullshitting me), I presume you'll know he's talking about YOU. Please let me know exactly why I'm a "frigging nut". I can take it. Who knows, maybe I'll agree and modify my position (re: whatever issue I'm nuts on).
Step up and stand behind what you've said. If you're really a "buddy" then you'll read this post, know Willis is referring to YOU, and have the balls to admit you're the kind of individual who'd knife a "buddy" in the back by making derogatory comments about him in a forum he doesn't visit. Ha, ha... I kid! You probably meant "frigging nuts" in the nicest way possible.
I look forward to your constructive criticism. Hopefully I can learn from your comments, grow, and become a better more mature, reasonable Liberal.
Update, 9/24/2014: The one and only "liberal buddy" turned out to be Joe "Truth 101" Kelly (AKA Truth 101, AKA Joe Kelly, AKA Joe Hagstrom) who, in addition to badmouthing me behind my back to Willis, also stabbed me in the back with a post on his blog titled What Defines a Shithead (in which Joe calls me a shithead - because he called me nuts and I disagreed). Turns out Willis lied (big surprise) about there being "buddies" (multiple people telling him on Facebook they think I'm nuts). It was Joe Kelly-Hagstrom who said this - and ONLY Joe Kelly-Hagstrom (see his comment below).